Thursday, December 9, 2010

MY VERSION OF THE YOUTUBE VIDEO "UNFORGIVABLE". MINE IS CALLED "REPREHENSIBLE"

Went to Macy's yesterday to get some slacks for my and my buddys. I was going to put them on lay away, i did not have any cash. I met a nice young lady who was trying on some skirts. I said "What is that smell?" She shrugged her shoulders, she didn't know. I said, "Would you like me to repeat the question?" Anywho, she gave me her cellular number, so the next day we went to Subway, it's located in the mall food court. I asked, "Why are there so many people here?" She answered, "Well, it's the mall." I said "OK, let's just go grab a $5 Footlong, meatball marinara please. Oh, and a water for the beverage." So I sat down, and she came over with the food. I got up and pulled her seat out for her, because I'm a gentleman. Later on in the day, we went to Dave and Busters, for a $15 Eat N Play combo. She said, "I'm getting a little bored now." I responded with, "Really? it seemed like you were having a great time!" She said, "I was, but I would enjoy shopping!" So we went shopping, and she told me to get her MasterCard out, upon opening her Coach wallet, I saw a picture of her with another young lad. I asked, "Who is this young chap?" She said, "Oh thats Charles, my little brother" I asked, "You have a brother?" She responded, "Yes, I actually have two." I said, "Lovely, I should meet them some time!" She said "Well my younger brother is off with the Red Cross helping third world countries, and won't be back for a few years." I said, "Oh darn, I was looking forward to meeting him!" She could tell I was upset, so we went to "Makeout Point", and she tried to make it up to me by performing felatio. I said, "It feels splendid, but I am still upset." So she increased her performance by adding her hands into the equation. I had then proceeded to ejaculate into her oral orifice. She then asked ifintercourse would help my mood. I said "Well, I did just ejaculate, but we can see how it will work out." So we had intercourse, and I prematurely ejaculated inside of her vagina. I had forgot to put a condom on, which then led to her pregnancy. I have since moved away, and assume no responsibility for the child. That, was..................reprehensible.

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