Hey, I'm Cal. I am majoring in graphic design. I like to go on rants, and i figured, why not have a blog so that A. I can archive my rants and B. So that others can see my rants. Maybe i'll change an opinion or two. Anywho, I hope you enjoy my blog.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
MY VERSION OF THE YOUTUBE VIDEO "UNFORGIVABLE". MINE IS CALLED "REPREHENSIBLE"
Went to Macy's yesterday to get some slacks for my and my buddys. I was going to put them on lay away, i did not have any cash. I met a nice young lady who was trying on some skirts. I said "What is that smell?" She shrugged her shoulders, she didn't know. I said, "Would you like me to repeat the question?" Anywho, she gave me her cellular number, so the next day we went to Subway, it's located in the mall food court. I asked, "Why are there so many people here?" She answered, "Well, it's the mall." I said "OK, let's just go grab a $5 Footlong, meatball marinara please. Oh, and a water for the beverage." So I sat down, and she came over with the food. I got up and pulled her seat out for her, because I'm a gentleman. Later on in the day, we went to Dave and Busters, for a $15 Eat N Play combo. She said, "I'm getting a little bored now." I responded with, "Really? it seemed like you were having a great time!" She said, "I was, but I would enjoy shopping!" So we went shopping, and she told me to get her MasterCard out, upon opening her Coach wallet, I saw a picture of her with another young lad. I asked, "Who is this young chap?" She said, "Oh thats Charles, my little brother" I asked, "You have a brother?" She responded, "Yes, I actually have two." I said, "Lovely, I should meet them some time!" She said "Well my younger brother is off with the Red Cross helping third world countries, and won't be back for a few years." I said, "Oh darn, I was looking forward to meeting him!" She could tell I was upset, so we went to "Makeout Point", and she tried to make it up to me by performing felatio. I said, "It feels splendid, but I am still upset." So she increased her performance by adding her hands into the equation. I had then proceeded to ejaculate into her oral orifice. She then asked ifintercourse would help my mood. I said "Well, I did just ejaculate, but we can see how it will work out." So we had intercourse, and I prematurely ejaculated inside of her vagina. I had forgot to put a condom on, which then led to her pregnancy. I have since moved away, and assume no responsibility for the child. That, was..................reprehensible.
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