I'm no stranger...

I was chillin with my best friend Kevin at 2 in the morning, and I was watching TV when the phone rang. I knew what it was about before I even looked at the caller ID. It was about my grandpa, why else would someone call a persons home phone at 2am. So I picked up the phone, and all I could manage to make out was, "...we just rushed him to St. Francis with a 103 fever..." and then I hung up. I had heard enough. So I went to Kevin and told him that I might have to bring him home early. See, a month ago, my grandpa fell. And ever since then, his condition has worsened. He got pneumonia, and now he has internal bleeding. The thing is, they don't know where he is bleeding from, but they think that its coming from his upper body. He was in St. Francis hospital for a week, and then was moved to a rehabilitation center, due to his age. He was getting better, much better. And then we got this call...I will blog about this in more soon. I'm not going into detail to get attention or just for views, but I'm doing it for my own sanity. Because I just need to get my thoughts out. Just not at 2:40 am.

MY VERSION OF THE YOUTUBE VIDEO "UNFORGIVABLE". MINE IS CALLED "REPREHENSIBLE"

Went to Macy's yesterday to get some slacks for my and my buddys. I was going to put them on lay away, i did not have any cash. I met a nice young lady who was trying on some skirts. I said "What is that smell?" She shrugged her shoulders, she didn't know. I said, "Would you like me to repeat the question?" Anywho, she gave me her cellular number, so the next day we went to Subway, it's located in the mall food court. I asked, "Why are there so many people here?" She answered, "Well, it's the mall." I said "OK, let's just go grab a $5 Footlong, meatball marinara please. Oh, and a water for the beverage." So I sat down, and she came over with the food. I got up and pulled her seat out for her, because I'm a gentleman. Later on in the day, we went to Dave and Busters, for a $15 Eat N Play combo. She said, "I'm getting a little bored now." I responded with, "Really? it seemed like you were having a great time!" She said, "I was, but I would enjoy shopping!" So we went shopping, and she told me to get her MasterCard out, upon opening her Coach wallet, I saw a picture of her with another young lad. I asked, "Who is this young chap?" She said, "Oh thats Charles, my little brother" I asked, "You have a brother?" She responded, "Yes, I actually have two." I said, "Lovely, I should meet them some time!" She said "Well my younger brother is off with the Red Cross helping third world countries, and won't be back for a few years." I said, "Oh darn, I was looking forward to meeting him!" She could tell I was upset, so we went to "Makeout Point", and she tried to make it up to me by performing felatio. I said, "It feels splendid, but I am still upset." So she increased her performance by adding her hands into the equation. I had then proceeded to ejaculate into her oral orifice. She then asked ifintercourse would help my mood. I said "Well, I did just ejaculate, but we can see how it will work out." So we had intercourse, and I prematurely ejaculated inside of her vagina. I had forgot to put a condom on, which then led to her pregnancy. I have since moved away, and assume no responsibility for the child. That, was..................reprehensible.

So I Jailbroke my iPhone...

A few weeks ago I jailbroke my iPhone. My iPod Touch has been jailbroken for a pretty long time, so I decided I would jailbreak my phone. Well, if you follow all of that stuff, you might know that the newer iPhone 3GS's and iPhone 4's need to have a tethered jailbreak. That means that whenever I want to restart my phone, it needs to be plugged into the computer, and while its rebooting, I pretty much put it through the process of jailbreaking it again. So I jailbroke mine as soon as iOS 4.2 came out. It's a new jailbreak so I expected some bugs. I didn't have any problems until today. So whenever I opened any app on my phone, my phone would freeze, and then exit out of the app. It was frustrating, so I decided that when I got home, I would just reboot it. So when I got home, I went to reboot it...and for some reason...it was restored back to factory settings.......WHAT THE HELL?! I lost everything that was on it! FUCK! So now I think I am going to wait until the come out with a tethered jailbreak for the iPhone 3GS. If you are contemplating whether or not to do it to your iPhone 4 or an iPhone 3GS that was bought any time after March of 2010, then I would say wait a week or so. They already have a tethered jailbreak set, they probably just need to work out a few kinks, and it will be released to the public soon. Other than this whole escapade, my day was great, and I hope yours was too!

Why I think Gummy Bears Are Cool

So you like Gummy Bears, right? As do I, but you know who doesn't like Gummy Bears? Crazy people. Gummy Bears are so delicious. So soft and chewy. Whomever came up with the idea of Gummy Bears, is an absolute genius. But enough about Gummy Bears, let's talk about music. I love Daft Punk, and they did the soundtrack for the new Tron movie. Thats a double win. I can't wait for the movie. So lets all listen to Daft Punk in honor of Gummy Bears and Tron.

Believing

Why do we believe in things? It creates a sense of false hope. Some things are OK to believe in, but most things, aren't. Like the afterlife. When we die, how can we live on? There is no such thing as a soul. Heaven and Hell were created to install fear. My girlfriend finds it appalling that I don't believe in the afterlife. I won't bash somebodies beliefs, just question. I don't want the decisions that I make in life, to be influenced on what I want to happen in said "afterlife".  Why should I? Can't I just live my life for what it is, instead of making it something that is seen as pure? Why? Another thing that I dislike is any fairytale. Yes, children shouldn't be reading/watching scary or bad things, but watching fairytales gives them the impression that life is peachy. Why should I lie to my kid like that? Love, is a great thing. But its not at all like what it is in fairytales. And that's what we are lead to believe when we are kids. Love can be very evil. In the words of Eminem, "Love is evil, spell it backwards I'll show ya." [Evol when pronounced sounds like Evil]. Take it from someone who has seen both sides of love. So fairytales are a big NO with me. Another belief that bothers me is that people feel like you NEED to believe in something. Why? You can believe in your god, and I'll be right. It's simple. I'm not going to to fall to the puppetry of religion. Who the hell are you to tell me that what I'm doing is wrong? I've had people tell me that it is wrong to not believe in god. And I say, "Why? If god is as great and loving as the bible makes him out to be, then I will get into heaven as well." Leaving them with nothing to say. I don't think that, if there actually is a god, that he is a good and loving as the bible says he is. Nor do I believe in heaven. I will never lie to myself like that. I won't believe in anything of the sorts. Beliefs lead to being let down. When these people die and they realize that they never had gotten drunk, waited until they were married to have sex, let the belief of heaven and hell influence their decisions, and that it was all for nothing, then I will be there to laugh in their faces. Or maybe I won't, because there is no afterlife. Seeing is believing, and that's all there is to it.

Hey Blogger

Hey Blogger, whats up? I'm just hanging out with my best friend Kevin, and we're watching American Pickers. This show is SO cool. They find the coolest things. And to think that some of the things are seen as junk, but actually worth like hundreds of dollars, sometimes thousands of dollars. Kevin has to go home soon, but its ok, cause ill see him tomorrow. Wow, tomorrow i have an Italian final. Its at 930 am. STUPID. So yeah, thats going to sum up this blog, ill do another before i go to bed. Alright, peace.